Thursday, September 29, 2011

Food In My Apartment Right Now

+ one egg
+ three boxes of crackers
+ five boxes of cereal
+ ten boxes of tea
+ five cans of tuna
+ five bags of pasta
+ two packs of tortilla wraps (totalling 20 tortilla wraps)
+ two large bags of raisins
+ two bags of sugar
+ two bags of flour
+ three cartons of a vegan vanilla soy beverage
+ three boxes of microwavable popcorn (totalling 9 bags of popcorn)
+ one bag of chips
+ two packs of fish-shaped crackers
+ one pack of ramen
+ three bagels
+ two loaves of bread
+ two tomatoes
+ one banana
+ one avocado
+ one kiwi
+ two packs of banana flavoured tofu (?)
+ one macaroni pie (?) (roommate's words?)
+ one million patties (?) (roommate's words?)
+ one carton of milk
+ two containers of plain yogurt
+ and more

Monday, September 26, 2011

Glee Is Baaaaack!

[glee - it's not unusual]

this was my favourite song from the season premier. also this video will probably be taken off youtube in like 2 hours.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Life Lessons I Learned This Weekend

1. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
I feel like you can try and be really prepared for things but life is just going to happen anyway, and it doesn't care what you planned for. I think you kind of just have to lie in the middle of the road and hope that cars don't hit you. Or maybe that is really stupid.

2. I am in a false world
These are not my pants. Where the fuck am I? This is not living. I think possibly this "living" thing is just "dying really fast".

3. Everything in my life is completely and totally dramatized

4.We are not the people
Who are the people? I don't know, but we are not them.

5. Dreams are not real
Is it Sunday already? I had a good dream last night.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

how to write a country song

how to write a country song
how to eat raw beef
how to get pregnant without a man
how to be a doormat
how to tie your shoe
how to get new bone structure
how to listen to frank sinatra
how to shop at zellers
how to shop at american eagle
how to ride the bus one-handed
how to win friends and make enemies
how to get what you don't want
how to make me a sandwich
how to the botanical garden
how to be chinese
how to be ironic
how to look like a hobo
how to fall asleep standing up
how to run in heels
how to be better at life
how to function in a paradox
how to function in a paradise
how to write an autobiography
how to make an enchilada
how to build a shelf
how to how to

Monday, September 19, 2011

so do what you must do to fill that hole

sleep, don't weep, my sweet love
my face is all wet 'cause my day was rough
so do what you must do to find yourself
wear another shoe, paint my shelf

[damien rice - sleep don't weep]

i wish someone would whisper this song to me as i fall asleep.

Monday, September 12, 2011

If I Kiss You Where It's Sore

if you never say your name out loud to anyone, they can never ever call you by it.

[regina spektor - better]


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

this semester i will do everything


i will do it all: school, work, eating, drinking.

normally i can't do it all. normally i am very slow and require many hours of sleep therefore limiting me to about one activity a day. but, no! this year/semester (starting small) i will be in a constant state of motion. except right now because i'm in the library where there's internet.

anyways, so far my new life is going great. i am not freaking out about 6am wake ups and i haven't cried in like a week! though i might drop a few tears when i buy $300 worth of textbooks for one class.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

moving week

today: work, pack, make pizza for dad's bday dinner

tomorrow: work, move into new apartment

monday: find a grocery store that's open, unpack

tuesday: school, get internet set up, don't panic

wednesday: work, school

thursday: school, work

friday: NOTHING! YAY!

satuday: workworkworkworkwork