Friday, January 20, 2012

conversation, 2:39pm, wednesday

emily, did you write your paper?
of course not.
what have you been doing for the past 3 hours?
nothing. i made an internet purchase.
you have not moved from that chair for 3 hours.
i found the cat in the bathroom. lying next to the heater.
write your paper.
i can't.
why not.
i am defunct.
you are not.
yes i am.
no.
yes.
this is stupid.
yes.
write your paper.
in a second.
how many cups of coffee have you had?
2.
now you are feeling insane.
yes.
too much coffee.
no.
drink more?
soon.
can't move?
no. defunct.
not defunct.
just dying. the cat has a cold i think.
maybe you should clean the apartment.
i can't.
why not?
i have to write a paper.
write your paper.
write my paper.
write it.
write write write.
write it!!!!!
typing now. type type type.

it's a cat! i'm a cat
cat cat cat
we're a cats
there's a cat in the house

1 comment:

lia said...

I like this.